Nothing ruins a lunch faster than when your grandfather starts talking about sex.  Just sayin…

I don’t usually like to explain the gags in the blog section but I feel, with this one, some backstory is necessary.

My wife has long, curly, red hair and when taking a shower, some of that hair is bound to come out as hair is wont to do. She will stick said hair, in a little bunch, on the wall to throw out after so it doesn’t go down the drain and eventually clog it.

Unfortunately, she often forgets that it’s there until I go in the shower and get a rude awakening staring face to face with the “hair spider”. I’m afraid, one of these days, that it will leap off the wall and hug my face like in Alien. Since Amber didn’t have to suffer through my standup comedy days, strips like this are her penance.

Do not be fooled friends, the hair spider is a terrifying, terrifying thing to behold.

At this rate, Mick will be through his resolutions by the end of February.